January 2010
I'm no Tyler Coates / that guy from Modern Family
but me and Jim are pretty hardcore doppelgangers.
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graceinplace:
this is perfect for today in north...
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I think Kelly Clarkson said it best,
my life.
would suck.
without you.
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This isn't a question, I just wanted to toss your...
mutebutton:
JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ.
EVERYBODY (?!?!?!?!?!!!)
I am unable to read words repeated ~10 times as SHOTS !!!
i've been going through my blog archives to search...
i’m pretty fuckin awesome. ok so I’M not really all that awesome, but the shit that i find awesome and then post onto my tumblr is pretty fuckin awesome.
i’m pretty pumped to go back to this site in 5 years and re-visit the memories.
i’m 112% sure that themattsmith is the kutest bearded dude with a kute baby who shares his adoration for all things porks.
i'm finding way too many pictures of me and my...
*who is to be named shortly once i confirm that they are my true doppelganger.
the skin flute
gross.
She said YES!
pantspocket:
We are engaged!!!
YAYYYY!!!!! CONGRATS YOU TWO!!! I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF OF TUMBLR AND ENJOY IT =)
BOW CHICKA BOW WOOOOOOOOOOW
EEEEEP! I'M SO EXCITED FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN...
AND YES I AM AWARE THIS IS NOT NOT TALKING ABOUT IT BUT I’M JUST SO DARN EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Paolo Nutini - Rewind
…And I’m...
nedhepburn:
Cornershop ‘Brimful Of Asha’
lady88:
I’m in bed with Rachel Maddow….meaning I’m in bed and she’s with me…on the television. Still, I’m totally pantsless with Rachel.
ladies. i’ll be in there in 3 seconds.
“I swear, this guy’s one scotch away from being Ron Burgundy.”
– Jon Stewart, re: Chris Matthews (via drinkyourjuice)
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icawood:
I can’t decide between the Ginger midget or wine. my life is rough
GINGER MIDGET! ALWAYS THE GINGER MIDGET!!!
“I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about...”
– Catcher In The Rye (via nedhepburn)
Say what you want about Salinger, he knew a thing or two about chicks.
You're the one I want by my side when I'm storming...
(via avocadosalad)
You can plunder my dungeon any time.
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i just spilled beer all over my keyboard
sparkleneelysparkle:
and i accidentally ate a cube of butter from my fridge thinking it was cheese
youaremyfavoritedon’teverchange.
plan for tomorrow...
jenfaulkner:
get up.
start being happy.
be awesome as well.
What do i drink for a standing ovation? Hope not too much. Dude’s killin it right now.
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Concentrating on Important Things
Me: You wanna watch the State of The Union?
Mary Ellen: Sure, he's supposed to talk about Don't Ask Don't Tell right?
Me: Yeah whatever. Ok, print out the State Of The Union drinking game. LESS GOOOO!!!
fratmusic.com →
kiamatthews:
So I was blasting Shots! in my office and the new girl came in. She’s fresh out of college and I was like “Do you know this song?” She says “Not only do I know it but I have LMFAO’s whole CD and I will bring you a copy tomorrow.” We then went on to talk about Jersey Shore and fist pumping on the dance floor and she says “I’m gonna suggest that you check out FRATMUSIC.com if you’re...