January 2010
December 2009
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My step-dad is adorable.
He and my mom don’t have any plans for NYE. He called me today and asked if we would help him surprise my mom tonight by meeting them out at a bar for cocktails before Mel and I head out to dinner.
I think he forgets that we LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH THEM.
“Surprise Mom! It’s us! The people you see every day! Let’s have a drink. Oh wait, I forgot, you don’t drink...
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“And sometimes I see something and I think it’s going to be that Rickroll...”
– Mary Ellen (in reference to just getting RICKROLLED)
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Mary Ellen just got RICKROLLED
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MY OFFICIAL 2010 CELEBRITY DEATH POOL
AMY WINEHOUSE
COURTNEY LOVE
STAR JONES
LUKE WILSON
DANE COOK
JACK NICHOLSON
SYLVESTER STALLONE
KATHERINE HIEGEL
JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS
HULK HOGAN
CARMEN ELECTRA
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS
RYAN PHILLIPPE
MACAULY CULKIN
KAT VON D
SUZANNE SOMERS
PAULA POUNDSTONE
PAM GRIER
DELTA BURKE
ROBBIE WILLIAMS
JON KNIGHT
DAN AYKROYD
JOSS STONE
LINDSAY LOHAN
COREY HAIM
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO ORGANIZE THIS WEEKS AGO
but I’m an irresponsible slacker and never got around to it. Hey, I’m quite busy these days y’all.
Anyhoo, since I procrastinated we will not be doing this for money but if anyone else would like to play, Mary Ellen and I are playing Celebrity Death Pool 2010.
The rules are simple. Just pick 25 celebrities that you think will die in 2010. Points are awarded as 100- age of...
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I just found a piece of gum in the pocked of my...
Didn’t think about it for a second. Just stuck it in my mouth.
Turns out, it wasn’t gum after all. It was X.
Now I’m gonna go hump stuff.
I'm Packing for Bisbee and trying to plan a...
lyndseydyan:
That’s healthy right?
Lesbians adopt the same motto as the boy scouts, “always be prepared”. except instead of being prepared in the wilderness and shit, we plan getting drunk.
that was a bad idea. it tasted like an old, dirty hot dog.
but they look like people cookies. maybe just a taste. charlie seems to like them…
as hungry as i may be, it’s not ok to eat the dog biscuits in the vet office.
scottfriday:
st. elmo’s fire (man in motion) //...
U to the G to the H
Amber, I can’t seem to get my comments to work with my new theme. If you have something to comment you will need to either email, text, or call me directly.
P to the S, please contact me in some form. I miss you.
Who sings "St. Elmo's Fire"????
I wanna hear this song so bad right now. I need it.
SAAAAAINT ELMOOOOOOOOOOS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!
This is what happens when Mary Ellen does a Google...
Mary Ellen: She's particularly fond of the lift up your shirt picture. Have you seen these?
Me: Yeah, of course. Bazinga!
Mary Ellen: What did you just say?
Me: You heard me, BAZINGA.
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“Is that cup really full of whiskey???”
– Bob, my step dad.
“I just saw a bad word on Mary Ellen’s computer! That’s it!...”
– My mom. She was only half kidding. She doesn’t like fucking cussing one fucking bit, god dammit.
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I try to follow a new person on tumblr
and then immediately unfollow someone else in the same manner that I try to buy a new shirt and then immediately get rid of an old one. So as to keep my shit from going bonkers so to speak.
This never actually happens in my internet life or in my real life but it’s a good idea nonetheless.
everybody's got something to hide
except for me and my monkey.
“Tell Mel if she pours her Jack & Ginger in a small glass she can call it a...”
– Faggy Pants
My cocktail of choice in 2010
lady88:
Jack & Ginger
And I automatically rescind my approval since she will now be drinking all of my whiskey. Drat.
My cocktail of choice in 2010
lady88:
Jack & Ginger
I wholeheartedly approve of this choice. Nothin hotter than a chick who drinks whiskey.
@fattynatty and lady88
fuckyeahamanda:
i wish i were spending new years with you guys. haha i actually had a dream you guys were in last night and you lived here, not there. and we were awesome friends.
it was cool.
We’re having a delicious sushi dinner (whoever said restaurant gift cards make crappy Christmas presents has never been broke as a joke) and then gettin champ-drunk at home with my rents if you...
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Another New Years Resolution
is for us to drink less, specifically during the week. We just realized it’s December 30 today. We got a lots of dranks to drank before Jan 1.
